Funny Motivational Sayings

Downright funny and hilarious motivational sayings.

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing - that’s why we recommend it daily.
Zig Ziglar

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Susan Ohanian

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
Jim Eason

The person who never makes a mistake probably isn’t doing anything
Rita Emmett

Start off every day with a smile and get it over with.
W. C. Fields

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.
Anonymous

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.
Ethel Barrymore

The difference between a mountain and a molehill is your perspective.
Al Neuharth

The difference between an optimist and a pessimist is that an optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.
Anonymous

Where the heart is willing, it will find a thousand ways. Where it is unwilling, it will find a thousand excuses.
Arlen Price

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time.
Joe Girard

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.
Josh Groban

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