Short Funny Motivational Quotes

A collection of short funny quotes to motivate you with a smile. Witty and full of laughter, these short funny quotes guarantee you fun.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Charlie McCarthy

I do not like to repeat successes, I like to go on to other things.
Walt Disney

All things are difficult before they are easy.
Thomas Fuller

I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
Yogi Berra

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor.
Jackson Brown

Start off every day with a smile and get it over with.
W.C. Fields

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time.
John Wanamaker

About the time we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
Herbert Clark Hoover

Some people develop a wish bone where their back bone should be.
Anonymous

Nothing recedes like success.
Walter Winchell

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.
Jonathan Winters

Success comes in cans, failure in can'ts.
Anonymous

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