A collection of short funny quotes to motivate you with a smile. Witty and full of laughter, these short funny quotes guarantee you fun.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Charlie McCarthy
I do not like to repeat successes, I like to go on to other things.
Walt Disney
All things are difficult before they are easy.
Thomas Fuller
I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
Yogi Berra
Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor.
Jackson Brown
Start off every day with a smile and get it over with.
W.C. Fields
One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time.
John Wanamaker
About the time we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
Herbert Clark Hoover
Some people develop a wish bone where their back bone should be.
Anonymous
Nothing recedes like success.
Walter Winchell
I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.
Jonathan Winters
Success comes in cans, failure in can'ts.
Anonymous
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Humor+Motivation=Unstoppable. Thanks for putting them together into a good post.
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