15 Short Funny Motivational Sayings

A collection of little motivational quotes that are outright funnny and provoke thought and laughter.

Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Abraham Lincoln

I find that a man is as old as his work. If his work keeps him from moving forward, he will look forward with the work.
William Ernest

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Erma Louise Bombeck

Never exaggerate your faults. Your friends will attend to that.
Robert C.Edwards

If you want to gather honey, don't kick over the beehive.
Dale Carnegie

Holding onto anger is like grasping onto a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else. You are the one who gets burned.
Buddha

Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.
James Dean

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Woody Allen

Life is just one damned thing after another.
Elbert Hubbard

Ideas are funny little things. They don't work unless you do.
Anonymous

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Groucho Marx

Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you will help them become what they are capable of becoming.
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.
Brian Littrell

Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so.
Bertrand Russell

Noble deeds and hot baths are the best cures for depression.
Dodie Smith

There are only two stimulants to one's best efforts: the fear of punishment, and the hope of reward.
John M. Wilson