Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Funny Quotes

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
George Gobol

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Mae West
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
Jeff Marder

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
Rita Mae Brown

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
Homer Simpson

A collection of the best funny quotes.