Saturday, May 10, 2008

Mark Twain Quotations

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity--another man's I mean.
Following the Equator

Between believing a thing and thinking you know is only a small step and quickly taken.

Character is the architect of achievements.

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear--not absence of fear. Except a creature be part coward, it is not a compliment to say he is brave; it is merely a loose misapplication of the word.

The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.

Love is a madness; if thwarted it develops fast.

Always obey your parents when they are present.

One frequently only finds out how really beautiful a really beautiful woman is after considerable acquaintance with her; and the rule applies to Niagara Falls.

Funny Mark Twain Quotes

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.