Funny Never Quit Quotes

Humoros never give quotes that are downright funny. These quotations are sure to tickle your funny bones.

But we need to quit taxing people upon death. No taxation without respiration.
Steve King

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job.
Zig Ziglar

I'm more proud of quitting smoking than of anything else I've done in my life, including winning an Oscar.
Christine Lahti

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing.
Oliver Wendell Holmes

I won't quit until I get run over by a truck, a producer or a critic.
Jack Lemmon

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.
David Spade

Quit while you’re ahead. All the best gamblers do.
Baltasar Gracian

All ballplayers should quit when it starts to feel as if all the baselines run uphill.
Babe Ruth

A professional writer is an amateur who didn’t quit
Richard Bach

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
Richard Lewis