Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Funny Love Quotes

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Author Anonymous

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

Melanie Griffith

Never go to bed mad -- stay up and fight.

Phyllis Diller

To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia.

HL Mencken

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Samuel Johnson

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

Brendan Francis

The sincerest love is the love of food.

Bernard Shaw

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.

Albert Einstein