Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Funny Love Quotes

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Author Anonymous




There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

Melanie Griffith





Never go to bed mad -- stay up and fight.


Phyllis Diller





To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia.


HL Mencken





Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.


Samuel Johnson





A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.


Brendan Francis





The sincerest love is the love of food.


Bernard Shaw





Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.


Albert Einstein