Monday, March 16, 2009

Devil’s Inspirational Advice

Anti inspirational quotes from the devil. Filled with against the grain original thoughts.

I hate tall people ‘cause I can’t see eye to eye with them.

Why struggle to tell the truth, when lying is easy.

Dead men tell no tales, ‘cause they’re afraid of the devil in hell.

Fart is something that people revel in private and detest in public.

Dreams are a poor excuse for bad planning.

The problem with girls is that they can’t keep secrets. And the problem with boys, they can’t keep the girls.

Who said losers don’t win, ask the fat losers.

Bosses are always right, only after they leave the company.

There are a million ways to make money, but there a billion ways to spend it.

If tomorrow never comes, you don’t have to pay up your dues.

When dame luck smiles on you, be quick to grab her.

The best way to remember something is to tell someone about it.

The height of laziness is not adoption, but getting married.