Short Funny Motivational Quotes
Short and humorous quotes for a few laughs.
Motivation is simple. You eliminate those who are not motivated.
Lou Holtz
If you can't laugh, the days are just too long.
Lauren Anderson
Some of us are like wheelbarrows, only useful when pushed and easily upset.
Jack Herbert
You can't win the raffle if you don't buy the ticket.
Ally McBeal
Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there!
Will Rogers
Nobody will think you're somebody if you don't think so yourself.
African-American proverb
We’re never gonna survive unless we go a little crazy.
Seal
We know nothing about motivation. All we can do is write books about it.
Peter F. Drucker