Friday, February 20, 2009

Short Funny Motivational Quotes

Short and humorous quotes for a few laughs.

Motivation is simple. You eliminate those who are not motivated.
Lou Holtz

If you can't laugh, the days are just too long.
Lauren Anderson

Some of us are like wheelbarrows, only useful when pushed and easily upset.
Jack Herbert

You can't win the raffle if you don't buy the ticket.
Ally McBeal

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there!
Will Rogers

Nobody will think you're somebody if you don't think so yourself.
African-American proverb

We’re never gonna survive unless we go a little crazy.
Seal

We know nothing about motivation. All we can do is write books about it.
Peter F. Drucker